Happily Addicted to the Web
(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")


Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although My boss let me go
-- Happily addicted to the Web.

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All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

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Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

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I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

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