A computer was something on t.v. from a science fiction show of note

A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes

An application was for employment

A program was a t.v. show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened in your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web site was a spider's home and a spider was an insect

A virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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